pokememizado:

獲無胃

Toge~ ♥

monochrome-teddybear:

foxwolf333:

You scream I scream we all scream for cocaine

We will never speak of this again

kkatkkrap:

justdrinktea:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

frickyeah1990s:

No, forget that floppy disk table, I need this table.

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for